Bengal's former CM, who publicly deprecates all such tributes to an individual, is arguably the most biographed leader today: five books and a film. Even Prime Minister Atal Behari Vajpayee trails behind. But he's catching up: another biography or two is in the offing. These are works of voluntary labour, but Jaffer Sharief got "a hired author" to pen his suitably censored and airbrushed version of his lifestory. J.H. Patel roped in a journalist for his race to immortality. His biographer Chandrashekhar Thoudoor is still overawed by the privilege. A sample: "Patel has digested the truth of life. In his company, I had found new definitions to life."
So profitable is the hagiography industry that even politicians are jumping in. Telugu Desam MP Umareddy Venkateswarlu, for instance, recently impressed Chandrababu Naidu with a memoir-tribute. Neither reality nor credibility is allowed to besmirch these brazen works of sycophancy. Transporter-editor Shekhar Basu Roy's compilation of essays and messages on Jyoti Basu contains this alliterative, if mortal, line: "Jyotibabu's mother must have a mental vision that her son will glitter, glow and shine like light."